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Nice guys finish last, huh?
Ready to put that to the test!?

Soyboys is a fast-paced card game for 3-5 would be Soyboys, that takes you on a journey to proudly renounce your masculinity and become the ultimate Soyboy. Build your ideal life by optimizing your Bulls, Appearance, Lifestyle, Ideology, and Family.

Sabotage your competitors by stealing their cards or sending revelations to lead them astray. The player with the most points at the end of the game wins. Get ready to scheme, sacrifice, and give in to your jealousy in this hilarious race to the bottom of the male hierarchy!

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  • For Him

    Bull-envy is real! Stay on top of your game and treat your Bull to the absolute best life, and your wife, has to offer

    Treat him! 

  • For Her

    The main character in your life should have a little special something, no? Get her something that will make Bulls lose their mind

    For your queen 

  • For You

    Yes it's sparse, yes it's cheap and yes.. it's for you

    Trinkets for your shed